I am a Eskimo, living in the desert of Arizona, I work with one other Eskimo, and a Mexican, I like it here, but I wish it would snow once and a while.
I like rubbing noses with American girls, but I don’t think they understand my meaning, I will try to find other Eskimos here in Arizona, and I made a forum to that end, but no one signed up.
Oh well, just have to keep looking.
By the way, I hate eating fish.