ok, im not a violent person, or a particularly hatred-filled one. but there are a few things that reali, and I mean REALLY shit me off to the limit. number of on this list is FAT PEOPLE.

i cannot describe the hatred i constantly feel for them. i could rant for hours (and probably will now).

here is a very very VERY brief list of why i hate the salad-dodgers :

they block up pathways/corridors/supermarket aisles/any other small public area.

they clear the shelves of food in supermarkets (except the fruit & veg shelves, obviously).

they always deny that they are fat

they have various pathetic excuses. (its a "glandualar problem" - my arse. itz a "i-have-to-pay-rent-at-macdonalds-i-go-that-often" problem)

they are selfish bastards who are contributing to the death of millions of people in undeveloped countries by eating the world's supply of food

they cost the country money by having to have the fat from their arteries removed on the NHS

okok, i really need to stop now. but there is soo much more that needs to be said.
anyway, to conclude, i will just say that i personally would not blink an eyelid if we rounded them all up in a very very VERY large field and bombed them. wat do u think? (maybe i should add that to my life ambitions list) xxxxxxxx

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