what a beautiful wedding, what a beautiful wedding says the bridemaid to the waiter. oh yes but what a shame, what a shame the poor grooms bride is a WHORE
going out with my mates
listning to music
eating more chocolate
fighting with my sister
eating more chocolate (honest, im not fat)
ermmmm, thats about it really
1 piece of advice ... DON'T, i repeat DON'T (unless u alredy have, in which case mail me and tell me im right) watch silent hill. it is the shittiest film ever created, and a total waste of 2 & a half hours. personally, i found it more enjoyable watching the chavettes on the row in front trying to fit their FAT ASSES (squeezed in tiny skirts = flab avalanche)into the seats.
anyway, about the films that i actually like, dude wheres my car ABSOLUTELY RULES. argue with me, & il beat ur goddamn stupid ass =P
everythin reali, EXCEPT SHITTY CHAV MUSIC, or hardcore heavy metal.
best 5 bands in the world ...
taking back sunday
funeral for a friend
panic! at the disco
pariah !! whoooot
yes, ok , u may call me a freak/geek/loser, but i loved the da vinci code. and i think its worth mentioning that the people who insult me over this are only doing so because they are intimidated by my intelligence. not referring to anyone in particular **coff** chavs **coff**
well done, you passed level one. you have enough intelligence to work out how to read my intellectual words of wisdom. have a sticker. (you would be surprised how many people lack the basic brainpower to do this).
ok, im copyin this off my lunar page, cuz im a lazy-ass bitch ...
SEX IS MY WEAPON, YOU ARE MY ENEMY =P
my life ambitions :
to be a fairy & fly & have magic powers (ok, so i might be waiting a while for that 1)
to have sex whilst skydiving
to own cadbury land
to make being fat illegal
my loves :
anything that makes me feel 5 again =]
fit people ;]
my hates :
mornings (DONT wake me up before dinnertime, il make your life a misery )
fat people. there is NO excuse. stop making excuses and GET ON A DIET.
all the shops being shut on sunday. WHY??? whats so special about it? its wasting valuable shoppin time.
why my life is good:
i have awesome friends
i can eat loads & im still skinny
i live in high green, so im never board
im never board cause im always strangely hyper
ermmmm ok this is getting hard now, i give up.
what i would do if i was primeminister (take note Blair you faggot):
make being fat illegal
make all drugs legal (if your stupid enough to kill yourself, fine i aint gonna stop you, im more than happy to let you inject yourself with whatever shit you want. you will die and the world will be free of addicts - more effective than a few nights in prison)
make bullying illegal
make all shops open on a sunday
refuse to look after smokers on the NHS
ermmmm right im going to get some chocolate now =D
lvya nic xxxxxxmwahxxxxxx
oh yea, my msn, is email@example.com if you want to talk to me (but i warn you i will probably be hyper & strange )
um, thats about it ! byeeee xxxxxmwahxxxxx
lmfao ! LOVE IT !