Felipe Massa Vs. Alonso

Alonso: i have done it on purpose.
Massa: What? On purpose?
Massa: Go ****. You win and you say that? You ****.
Alonso: /something about heidfield and something that it's permitted to do. Maybe about a past contact?/ sorry cant understand.
Massa: You win and you do that? Learn! (Italian way to say you are a moron)
Alonso: No you learn!
Alonso: I stayed (means raced) with every one in the world (referred to other drivers, he means no problem with others), and when 3 laps last we made a contact.
Massa:Yeah you have done it on purpose, so you done it on purpose also in Barcelona? (retorical)
Massa: You done it on purpose... Learn! Learn...
Alonso cheers... and i think Massa says a bad world in portuguese...

Thank me later ;)

Fernando says: "You did it on purpose", then Felipe gets pissed and calls him an asshole and says that he shouldn't have said that becaus he had one anyway.
Then Fernando says "the whole world seen that you did it".

Just seen it with Dutch subtitles.

Felipe tells Fernando that he is fat. Fernando says "No, I'm not." And he checks his weight, but Felipe walks away because he can't stand the fact that Fernando is Phatter than him.

it's about their contact, massa said he didn't touch him onporupuse (that is what i think)
btw. funny anyway :)

lol.. I don't understand a word of this, but looks like a pissed off Massa :P

Can anyone translate this??